Weeee
These are some of the things that happened to me today...
(before class):
Me: I just know today is gonna be one of those days where everything goes wrong.
Cecee: How can you tell?
Me: I dunno.
Cecee: Then how do you know it will be bad?
Me: Because I know in my heart that this is gonna be a crappy day.
Cecee: You don't seem too thrilled about the crappyness.
Me: That's because it's crappy.
(en route to science):
Me: Hey, Josh! How about that autopsy?
Josh: Wha?
Me: How about that autopsy?
Me and Cecee: *giggle* *giggle*
Josh: I don't get it.
Me and Cecee: *giggle more*
Josh: Is my fly down or somethin?
Me and Cecee: *giggle giggle*
(at my lovely home):
...Me: Well, that's cuz you gotta do a sport.
Mum: Well, I walk!
Me: I mean a high intensity--
Mum: See, look- I have wonderful legs.
Me: Mum, please-
Mum: Look at my fit legs..
Me: Ma, put your pants back on!
Mum: See how they're all nice and thin and fit?
Me: Put your pants back on, mum.
(in the car with Tom):
Kathy: Tom, you idiot! You just cut that guy off!
Tom: Yeah I know! It's okay.
Kathy: Tom, that guy coulda not slammed on the brakes and then he woulda hit Lin.
Tom: Lin's okay, aren't you Lin?
Me: *scared mumble*
Kathy: See! You've scarred her for life.
Tom: Oh, she's already been scarred for life. She has me as a friend.
Me: *mumble* *frightened mumble*